Mark Saltveit Conversations

I had the awesome pleasure of talking with writer, comedian and World Palindrome Champion Mark Saltveit. We walked through NW Portland on a very nice day.

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Learn more about Mark and see what he does by clicking on some of these links. (The Palindromist Magazine) (the Skeleton Closet presidential scandal site)

Ping Pong Ball Shirt.

My brother has been playing in a ping pong league. The other day he mentioned that all the different teams have different shirt colors. His teams colors are brown. It made the think that the team with the most messed up colors or crazy patterns might have a slight advantage over the opponents.
That’s when I thought that a shirt covered in a variety of different shaped white circles would not only be stylish but might also be rather useful against tough competition. Certain times opponents might be confused and lose focus on the white ball as it gets lost against the backdrop of your awesome shirt. I realized that this same concept might be applied to a variety of other sports.
Imagine watching Serena Williams playing a match in a beautiful outfit covered with wonderful green tennis ball pattern. Perhaps she might want to sport a hat with a number of tennis balls dangling off of it at different lengths.

I’m guessing that just a high contrasty shirt might do the trick of confusing your opponent too. Much like this optical illusion below.

Good luck trying to score while staring at that image.

Of course access to a fancy clothing design might not always be an option. In sports like basketball, baseball or golf, a constant high pitch screaming at your opposing team might work equally as well, if not better.

Whitney Streed Conversation

Whitney Streed is a Portland Comic. She tells funny jokes. Her and I walked through Occupy Portland all the way to the World Trade Center in Portland while talking about amazingly interesting things.

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8pm on Thursday November 10th at THE SARATOGA BAR, 6910 N. Interstate.
Whitney working with Mykle Hansen is bringing you CHAD Chats!
This is FREE and it’s going to be mind blowingly awesome!.

CHAD Chats — satirical PowerPoint presentations by some of the finest minds in the fields of Humor, Science, Literature, Entertainment and Middle-Management.

Click here to view the facebook invite for CHAD Chats, show up early as presentations will begin at 8PM. Awesome!

Boring Conversations / Interesting People

After falling behind some on posting videos and getting conversations posted. I’m finally catching up with it. Coming soon some exciting interviews including one with comic artist Jim Woodring, several filmmakers including Rudy Durand who made the 1979 pinball cult classic “Tilt” , Susannah Tantemsapya from Creative Migration, GJ Echternkamp, artists Alex DeSpain, Todd Mandelkern and so many past conversations with amazing and interesting people like…. I look forward to finally rolling out some of these videos and sharing them with you all in the very near future… You might find some videos on my youtube account if you can’t wait for my nice introduction and links and maps and stuff…


The Laughatorium, is a small room where you cram a bunch of people into it, then blast them with laughter. I’m not sure what is supposed to happen next but, I can assume that some of the people in the room will start laughing then soon the whole crowd will be laughing. At some point the laugh track will not be needed at all. Perhaps the idea of this small room crammed with people will be the kindling for this blaze of laughter.
Apparently this idea is not new, it was shared to me by Allegra, who heard it from some South African man who said these “Laughatoriums” are all over South Africa. I did a little research and couldn’t find any information on these things. I might look into this more if I have some time.
The idea is really awesome. I could see several uses for these little rooms. Making it portabler would allow you to visit large corporations who like to spend money on “team building” exercises and stuff like that. Perhaps laughter might be more popular than a cup of coffee in the morning. Perhaps pumping a little more oxygen into the room might help people get some good laughter going. It also might be nice to have some funny or interesting drawings inside the room to really add to the experience. The Laughatorium might also serve well as a promotional piece. I think it might be worth building and setting up downtown. There must be numerous health benefits to this sort of device, I guess we won’t know until we build it and test it on people.
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The Endless Slide

the endless slide

A long time ago I had a wonderful idea for a piece of playground equipment, an Endless Slide! Despite not being able to find the original pages of notes and drawings on the idea I drew a rough spec so you can visualize such a fun piece of equipment. Obviously this drawing is not to scale but you can get the idea. By having a longer rotating slide unit more kids could enjoy this slide at the same time.

The Posture Hat

Posture Hat
Slouching is a major problem now-a-days. More and more people have poor posture. I try to hold the sky up with my head but, if I’m not thinking about it I often end up slouching. I’m 6’4″ and it’s easy to forget what I learned in posture school. Recently I ran into my friend Kim who pointed out how poor my posture actually was. I should point out that she has very good posture. I also realized that successful people generally have good posture, this formula will also work in reverse so… Successful People = Good Posture so Good Posture = Successful Person. This simple math problem shows up that if you want to be a success, good posture is the way to go about it.
The secret to good posture is this hat. Now I’m no haberdasher but, I certainly think this hat could be stylish and practical. Since my formula proves that Good Posture = Success then, if this product ever gets made it’s certainly worth a fortune. The high tech design of this stylish hat promotes good posture for those wearing it. By simply balancing a small ball on top of the concave hat you are encouraged to stand up strait. I do hope we can build some prototypes for these hats soon. Any large office should encourage workers to wear such ergonomic hats. Even if we don’t make a fortune on these hats think of all the good we can do for all those with poor posture out there.

The Break-Up Ring

break up ring
The break-up ring is a ring you give to your current boyfriend or girlfriend in order to let them know that you would like to end your current relationship with them. When you need to say something and just can’t find the words, this ring offers an easy way to share how you feel.
Much like an engagement ring, except for opposite. We hope to be offering these wonderful rings in our shop soon. We might even start selling “rebound rings” and I would like some “companionship tonight rings” too. I’m sure we could come up with a whole lot of different styles and labels for the exact same ring.

The Money Target

After a recent family trip to the San Juan Islands, I stumbled upon this wonderful Hundred Dollar Idea while riding the ferry.
A brief stop at an Island my brother Aaron pointed out this wonderful site.

Lomez Money Target
Wow! There must be like a hundred bucks in change down there!

The dock had been painted with a target that encouraged people to literally throw money at it. I even saw someone try to make a paper airplane out of a dollar and throw it to this wonderful target.

I figured this would be a great product to make and sell. We could even give them to the workers at busy intersections (generally they carry cardboard signs). I bet we could slap some advertising on there too. I would imagine our roll able waterproof (for fountains) money targets would be a fantastic investment for anyone who is looking to make some money quickly.

Money Target

After returning to Portland I decided to do a little investigation into this wonderful idea. I learned a valuable lesson about investigation. Some things are best left not found out.

Here is a series of emails that I had to inquire about this money target.

To protect anonymity I’ve changed some names and titles and edited some things.

Originally I emailed the treasurer of the Island thinking they would be the one who managed the money target.

Subject : Ferry Money
Hello Tarbara,

Last weekend I took a trip to the San Juan Islands for a family
gathering. Although we did not have the opportunity to visit Lomez
Island I was very impressed with what I saw while the ferry stopped to
drop people off on your island. I’m sure you are aware of the money
target at the ferry dock.
( a link to an image of the money target then a paragraph of ramblings about MoHDI)
Here is what I would like to know about if you might be able to help me
I’m curious about the history of the target if you could tell me any
details on this I’m very interested.
How long has it been there?
Who made it?
What do you call this? I like the term “Money Target” is there another
name people call it?
Where does the money go?
How much revenue does this target make?
Do you think other islands might adopt this idea?
Anything else you could tell me about this would be very helpful or if
you know of someone else who is an expert on the money target I would
very much like to ask them some of these questions.

This certainly gave us some ideas for a new product that I hope to be
selling on our site soon.

Thank you very much for your help, next time we visit we will try to
spend some time on Lomez.

I look forward to hearing from you.


Brew Enderson
Millions of Hundred Dollar Ideas

A couple days Later….

Subject: Lomez “money target”
If you use such an idea as the “money target”, please don’t attribute it to Lomez Island. I wasn’t aware of the target so I phoned the Lomez ferry dock and they are continually painting out that target. It seems there are a group of kids that periodically paint it back to life and then collect the money themselves!
Clever perhaps, but not at all appreciated by the ferry system. So now you know; hopefully it won’t be there the next time you visit.

Then I wrote back feeling all bad and stuff

—–Original Message—–
To: Lomez Chamber of Commerce
Subject: Re: Lomez “money target”

Hey Pary,

I’m sorry to hear that I was a part of the targets demise if it so
happens. Before the decision to get rid of the target is finalized, I
suggest you take a ride on the ferry and watch people reaction to the
target as they are docked at Lomez perhaps there could be a better way
to deal with this. Personally I think that it is more of an asset than
not, the people on deck really enjoyed seeing such a wonderful and
inventive idea in the works.

I certainly think there could be some way to work out an arrangement to
keep the target. Perhaps there is a cause on the Island that money from
the target could be directed at. I would imagine that the target pulls
in a good amount of revenue (I’m still doing the math on this). The
target was also a very pleasurable part of my trip. My 8 year old cousin really
enjoyed trying to get his coin into the target. It is a simple inventive
pleasure that is unique and creates a brief but memorable experience.

Perhaps you can send some muscle down to the docks, wait till the kids
collect the money and take it from them. Personally, I would think that
you might not have gotten the full truth to the story of the target form
the dock. I would imagine that the “Kids” collecting money most likely
work for the Ferry system, I’m certainly no crime detective but I am
quite savvy about such issues.

Removing the target is probably going to upset some people.

I think that the good outweighs the bad when it comes to this target and
I think the Chamber of Commerce should consider keeping the target.

Based on my website traffic and the demographic of my readers I’m
guessing that this article will most likely result in a nice group of
visitors to Lomez Island in the future ( like 1-2 every few years). I would hope that they too could
have the pleasure of seeing this target first hand. I was going to do a
mention to Lomez Island with a link to your site. If you would like I
can post a link to something related to the San Juan Islands instead so
you can distance yourself from this money target.

If you would like any assistance in keeping this wonderful icon of
creativity and commerce, please let me know. I offer my time and the
time of the people who work for me to help you come up with a plan that
will keep this target going.

“The intuitive mind is a sacred gift and the rational mind is a faithful
servant. We have created a society that honors the servant and has
forgotten the gift.”
Albert Einstein

Thank you for getting back to me. Please consider keeping this money

Have a wonderful day,

Millions of Hundred Dollar Ideas

I plan to share your letter with the Lomez ferry dock folks. It is
interesting that you were so impressed with the “money target” as I have
never heard it mentioned before by visitors. As locals, I guess we just
drive on the ferry not seeing what tourists see.

There are certainly many charities and non-profit organizations on Lomez who
could use the extra money, but the Washington State Ferry System regulates
whatever goes on at the ferry docks and I doubt a “money target” would be
allowed regardless of the motive.

We shall see??


Then I concluded with this email


This is fantastic news. It sounds like the Washington State Ferry System
has all ready allowed the target to be there time and time again. I
would imagine that there might be some agreement you can reach with them
to regulate it a bit more though. It seems to me if you can have a
wonderful Lomez Island sign at the ferry docks you should also be able
to have the addition of the “Charity Target” as well.

If Lomez Island wants a “Charity Target” they should be able to do so, I
wouldn’t let the Ferry System push you around.

Please keep me updated.

Thanks again,

I have not heard from them since.